Are you the human embodiment of a content advisory? Do your opinions come with a disclaimer? Well, congratulations—you’ve just found your official uniform. This sweatshirt doesn’t just warn the world; it prepares them. Printed in bold, unapologetic letters, it lets innocent bystanders know that engaging in conversation with you will be delightfully offensive.

Perfect for family gatherings, first dates, or anytime you want to clear a room real quick. Wear responsibly... or don’t. They've been warned.

The important crap:

• Made with 55% Cotton / 45% Polyester
• Double lined hood with drawstring
• Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
• Designed and Screen Printed in the USA
• NOT Made in China
• Machine Wash Cold
• Tumble Dry Low